Episode 506 - Fred & Rose West I

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Now this is my favorite type of story. This is my favorite type of story we cover here on Last Podcast because this is just the perfect... If you're getting ready to listen to the episode, go get yourself a big plate of spaghetti.

BEN KISSEL

Ooh that's nice.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Just really sit down. I think what's important is that take your shoes and your socks off so you smell your feet.

BEN KISSEL

Why wouldn't ya?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

while you're eating a big old bunch of lumps of sausage in there and you don't know what kind of sausage it is. Just a big old meal and then you eat it all up. And also it's really great because it's such a comfort blanket scenario.

BEN KISSEL

I don't know. It's a true crime show.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because people fall asleep to true crime.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

I know they do. Which is actually kind of offensive. I get a lot of Dms being like I've fallen asleep to your show. And I was like oh we worked really hard on that.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No, no, it's comforting. It's comforting to them.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And there's something about the smile of Fred West that is so comforting.

MARCUS PARKS

Ugh.

BEN KISSEL

Oh god. Indeed.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, it's like a graveyard, a tiny one inside of a skull.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Isn't that beautiful? Welcome to the Last Podcast on the Left everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Marcus.

MARCUS PARKS

Hey hey.

BEN KISSEL

And hanging out with Henry who apparently wants the smile of Fred West which you can get, you can go to janky doctor number seven down the street here in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and you can find someone to fuck up your teeth for you.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah. Very, very easily. But I also think it's appropriate that I work out five days a week but I have the body of Rose West.

BEN KISSEL

Isn't that nice? Today's episode, it's Fred and Rose West, a couple for the ages.

MARCUS PARKS

We covered Fred and Rose West many years ago in just a single episode in which we gave a brief overview of their crimes as well as a small peek into what their motivations might have been.

BEN KISSEL

It's disgusting.

MARCUS PARKS

But now almost a decade after Henry was so unfairly accused of eating a burrito in a hotel closet during recording-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I'm innocent!

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Honestly it was really bad. When we recorded I remember it distinctly because it was in December, I was shooting Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell. I was in a horrible hotel in Atlanta, that was before we had any form of budget.

BEN KISSEL

How could it be horrible? It was an extended stay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's the thing is that they wanted you to extend it to the grave.

BEN KISSEL

Yes.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And they want you to commit suicide in there.

BEN KISSEL

How long is a divorce proceeding? Extended stay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Extended stay. And I was not eating a burrito, I just had very bad wifi connection. But today I'm gonna eat a burrito during the episode.

BEN KISSEL

Well I think that would be great. A nice bean burrito for Fred and Rose West.

MARCUS PARKS

Well now we know far more about what Fred and Rose West did, why they did it, and how far back the culture of abuse went in their family histories. Furthermore we also know who else may have been involved in the 12 provable murders attached to the West name.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes we do. So you're saying that abuse was their culture. I really feel that. This whole episode... Because the reason why we decided to jump in and do Fred and Rose West was because we wanted to get in the mood for the UK.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah!

BEN KISSEL

Yes.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because we're about to go to Europe and what we want to do is just remind ourselves why we go, why we go to perform, why do we celebrate the UK? You guys all just got done lining up for days to go look at the corpse of a dead woman.

BEN KISSEL

96 years fun. I've been slowly limiting the amount of salt I've been putting in my food, get my palate ready so when I when I hit Europe I'm gonna be like now that's a pretty tasty cabbage.

MARCUS PARKS

There's a reason why we die at a much higher rate of heart disease than they do.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's true.

BEN KISSEL

I know.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's because we have more fun.

BEN KISSEL

And we have more sugar.

MARCUS PARKS

Now for the uninitiated, Fred and Rose West we're a married couple living in a small English city called Gloucester.

BEN KISSEL

And this is what we're here to talk about. Marriage is between one man who's a sociopath and one woman who's a sociopath.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I love this.

BEN KISSEL

And I'm really sick of what's happening to our culture.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Marriage is supposed to be between two rapists.

MARCUS PARKS

Gloucester is located just a little over 100 miles West of London. And together Fred and Rose West, they committed up to 30 murders over the course of two decades, although Fred certainly committed quite a few on his own. 30 is just what they did or 30 supposed is just what they did together, 9 together provably.

BEN KISSEL

So what have you done with your wife this weekend?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They just record a hit podcast.

BEN KISSEL

Oh okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Now we may have already said it-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Sure.

MARCUS PARKS

But if I were to compare Fred and Rose West to anyone, the closest analog would be Raymond and Connie Marble from the John Waters film Pink Flamingos.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yes.

BEN KISSEL

Oh interesting. Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Put simply Fred and Rose West were the real world variants of the filthiest people alive.

BEN KISSEL

No!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

If any one of you have ever seen The League of Gentlemen in the UK-

BEN KISSEL

The Extraordinary League of Gentlemen.

MARCUS PARKS

No, no. That's an entirely different thing.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's a sketch show called The League of Gentlemen, there's a couple of characters that are... It's perfect. They come from the small town of Royston Vasey, right. And their whole thing is they're obsessed with anybody who isn't local and if you're not local, they kill you. These guys are the type of country bumpkins, I think in America we get a lot of credit more so for our murderous country bumpkins.

MARCUS PARKS

Oh totally.

BEN KISSEL

I think we need to leave the bumpkins alone. The bumpkins aren't the murderers, the bumpkins protect the murderers.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's what we're gonna cover apparently, we're not alone in that.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

UK also has a history of small towns keeping it local.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, definitely. And the bumpkins from personal experience, the bumpkins do some pretty awful shit.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah? Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Someone needs to keep an eye on the bumpkins. There were a lot of bumpkins doing some bumpkin shit out in Rochester, Texas that shouldn't have been doing bumpkin shit.

BEN KISSEL

All right.

MARCUS PARKS

Together Fred and Rose West built a torture dungeon in their home at the now infamous address of 25 Cromwell Street in Gloucester. There they murdered young hitchhikers and runaways as a part of their regular sex life, involving strangers in their sadistic sexual games with all the regard one might show a cheap sex toy.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You might say these guys, they're not very nice.

BEN KISSEL

Sounds like it. And I'll tell you one thing, Marcus-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Norm MacDonald tribute.

MARCUS PARKS

You got any gum? You like the shrimp?

BEN KISSEL

You're killing him again, you're killing Norm again. He's rolling over in his grave. But I'm just gonna push back a little bit, Marcus. There is no such thing as a cheap sex toy. Have you been to a sex store?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Minimum 50 bucks.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Nah man, I'll give you a cheap sex toy. Table leg. Rub yourself against a chair, man. Anything is a sex toy. I got 10 of them right here. Zing-zing-zing boom-boom-boom. Honestly 12 if you count my elbows.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Rubbing the clit.

BEN KISSEL

Fantastic.

MARCUS PARKS

Well after being killed, the victims were then meticulously dismembered then buried either on the grounds of 25 Cromwell Street or in fields near Fred's hometown. There are however still burial sites unknown to investigators. Strangers however weren't their only victims, nor was sex always the motivation. Fred And Rose West murdered family members, children, and babysitters, basically anyone who got in their way.

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

MARCUS PARKS

But whereas Charles Starkweather murdered people to end arguments and quickly got caught, Fred and Rose West were far more clever.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

The fact that we just did Charles Starkweather and now we're doing this series, the comparison is very interesting.

MARCUS PARKS

Yes!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because while yes, they have the same official body count, they could not be more different.

MARCUS PARKS

Fred and Rose West have one more.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yes, that's right. It's 12.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, it's 12 vs Starkweather got 11. Same as Starkweather!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Same as Starkweather!

BEN KISSEL

All right.

MARCUS PARKS

Well in comparison to our last series in which the culpability of Caril Ann Fugate was in question, the participation of Rose West in these horrific crimes is beyond reproach.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

In fact one could argue that Rose actually made things worse because Fred, a textbook sadist, not only had someone giving him permission but someone to impress.

BEN KISSEL

Give my love to Rose, please won't you do that? She's gonna murder me, cut off my ears, and shove them up my asshole.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But I saw one expert put it in a good way too that I thought was interesting is that it was not even just him impressing Rose, it was them in competition with each other.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I do believe of all of the killer couples we have ever covered, this is the only couple that very easily one could have killed the other at any point. Rose West, she is in the lap of the pilot. Her and the pilot, they're both pilots. They're joined dick to asshole, driving a plane together that is crashing into hell.

BEN KISSEL

My goodness.

MARCUS PARKS

But before we get into the why and how of England's most horrific crimes, let's acknowledge our source today. For this one we've got the seminal true crime biography 'Fred and Rose' by Howard Sounes who is actually one of the journalists who originally broke the story back in the mid '90s. This book was also adapted for a long form podcast series. Interestingly this is actually the second time that Sounes has been used as a source for this network, he also wrote a pretty solid biography of Lou Reed which we used on No Dogs in Space for our Velvet Underground series.

BEN KISSEL

Oh no kidding!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But did Fred and Rose West show up in the Lou Reed series?

BEN KISSEL

That would be interesting. Maybe they did listen to Velvet Underground when they were underground murdering all those people.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I feel like they listened to a lot of songs that were like weird band music. I got a little bit into British sort of pub review music.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Where it's just like a fat guy with a mustache and a long skinny lady goes like (wailing) whoa and they do a tap dance in the middle of it and they sing covers of Elvis songs and shit.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Ooh, that makes it scarier.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's really weird.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

It's just Bay City Rollers. I guarantee it's basically rollers 100%.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes. Well I saw a big fat guy, it was called the number one cocktail act in the world. And it was just this dude and he does a three minute tap breakdown. He's like 55 years old.

BEN KISSEL

Joey Chlubbers.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He's really good.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, Joey Chlubbers is fantastic.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I sent it to Jackie, I'll send it, let me see if I can find it.

MARCUS PARKS

Okay, send it later. I'll watch it later.

BEN KISSEL

Fantastic.

MARCUS PARKS

Well without further ado, let's get into the full story of Britain's most infamous couple, Fred and Rose West.

BEN KISSEL

I thought you were going to say Harry and Meghan.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Disgusting.

MARCUS PARKS

Fred West grew up in the rural Herefordshire village of Much Marcle.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Are you saying it right?

BEN KISSEL

Much Marcle is just... Now you're gonna want to be Much Marcle during Fall or March. Cause Much Marcle in March is actually really, really nice. They have a great march in March is Much Marcle.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We're gonna get the fucking shit beat out of us when we go to the UK, man. As soon as we start, every one of these small towns, because they all sound like this.

BEN KISSEL

You want to go to the flower festival in Much Marcle.

MARCUS PARKS

I think it might be 'Mooch Merckle'?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's Much Marcle. I saw it.

MARCUS PARKS

Much Marcle?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Much Marcle, all right great. In Herefordshire.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

In Herefordshire.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Population 700 at the time of West's birth in 1941. West was fathered by two absolute ogres named Walter and Daisy and had a nightmarish childhood nestled in the deeply disturbing British countryside.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I can't express enough how deeply disturbing the British countryside is.

MARCUS PARKS

Or was. Was back then.

BEN KISSEL

Really?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It was?

MARCUS PARKS

Now it's fine.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Is it?

MARCUS PARKS

It's okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We saw the whole royal family this fucking week, none of them are looking great.

BEN KISSEL

No, they look bad.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Even Prince Harry who's the most genetically viable of all of them, he looks like a fucking... He looks like Bert.

MARCUS PARKS

What does that have-

BEN KISSEL

He's looking less Harry.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, he just looks like a ballpoint pen.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

What does that have to do with the British countryside though?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They're all garbage.

BEN KISSEL

Well that's the royalty, you can imagine what their countryside, what the bumpkins look like.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

What the dregs look like!

BEN KISSEL

Does he only like women named after flowers? Was that all they would name their women after back in the day?

MARCUS PARKS

Daisy, Rose.

BEN KISSEL

Daffodil.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, it's literally whatever they were squirted into in a field.

MARCUS PARKS

Well Fred's parents were hideous creatures inside and out. Simple, stupid, and ugly.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes.

MARCUS PARKS

Henry, I sent you had a picture of these people. How would you describe them?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You forget, you just forget because when we first did this series, I didn't really... I was distracted, it was before we really got up in the fucking guts of the material.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And this time the whole family are demons.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They all look like squat... If Humpty Dumpty was a landlord.

BEN KISSEL

Oh very scary. Hey I'm just gonna need that money this month, okay?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, just like (wailing).

MARCUS PARKS

I would say his parents looked like if you separated Shrek into two different people.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yes.

BEN KISSEL

Interesting.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

If you took all of the feminine qualities of the male Shrek out and made it... Because Fred's mother is him with a wig on.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, yeah. And his father is an ogre. Absolute fucking ogre.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes, very scary looking.

BEN KISSEL

Fantastic.

MARCUS PARKS

Well Fred was actually their second child but the first to survive because Daisy miscarried her first child when a policeman showed up at their door and since she'd never seen a policeman before, she got startled and lost the baby.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

She literally went (screaming). What is that shining diamond on his chest?

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And they were just like it's a badge, it's a badge.

BEN KISSEL

So that shook her so much she lost the baby.

MARCUS PARKS

Lost the baby, yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

But after Fred, five more children were produced and at least one child besides Fred was also a raving psychopath.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Say what you will about all of these bumpkins but they are fertile and they just pump and pump and fuck and suck. And I don't understand it how they even get the inspiration. I guess there's nothing going on all day.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, they don't got a lot going on, got time on your hands.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

If you look at Fred West's mother, at one point are you like goddamn, I gotta put another baby in that.

BEN KISSEL

Well I think that it's more about the rubbing.

MARCUS PARKS

The rubbing?

BEN KISSEL

They just wanna rub.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, it could be. But I think you're also kind of on point when you say they didn't have a lot to do, they're not very busy.

BEN KISSEL

No.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

They've got to do something with their time.

BEN KISSEL

Of course.

MARCUS PARKS

See it's been discovered in the years since Fred West was caught that John West, Fred's younger brother, was almost certainly involved in at least a few of the rapes and murders committed by Fred West. This is based on context clues after Fred admitted that there was quote unquote "another person" sometimes involved in the crimes besides Rose. But since neither John nor Fred West survived long after their arrests, no further tales were told so there aren't many more details. That however does not mean that there aren't plenty of details about their fucking disgusting upbringing. The eventual family of eight slept in three bedrooms, bathing in a tin tub on the porch, and shitting in a big bucket that got emptied into a sewage pit every morning. They didn't even have an outhouse, they had a bucket.

BEN KISSEL

We can't blame them for being poor.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No, it's not about that. This is more about the general atmosphere.

MARCUS PARKS

It's the atmosphere.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It creates a personality like Fred West.

MARCUS PARKS

And they weren't that poor.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

They were country bumpkins sure, but it wasn't the Great Depression.

BEN KISSEL

I want to bathe in a big old tub like that though.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

See that's fine.

BEN KISSEL

With a little brush. And then you're just like am I drunk or am I just in a bathtub?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Again you just circled all the way back around to insanely rich. Eventually you can do that when you're very, very, very rich. It just depends how you get there. It really was to be honest a lifestyle choice.

MARCUS PARKS

Yes it was. Yeah. Fred said that one of his fondest memories of his mother was of her blasting away gigantic rats off of their porch with a shotgun.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That was his favorite memory besides her sucking his dick.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my goodness! All right.

MARCUS PARKS

As far as what Fred's childhood personality was like before things got truly gross, he was said to be a dull child, introverted and spoiled.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) I want milk!

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, more milk?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But then I think something else we'll get to because Rose West always said titties are not for babies, titties are for fucking.

MARCUS PARKS

Yep.

BEN KISSEL

I mean that sounds like something you would say to be honest.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, I know. Again, you just put that mop top wig on me, I am Rose West. Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Well Fred was of course bullied by the other kids and beaten by his teachers as was the style of the time. But when his mother stood up for him, he came to be known as a mummy's boy.

BEN KISSEL

Okay, I was a mummy's boy growing up.

MARCUS PARKS

This reputation as a mummy's boy was actually more true than anyone knew. You were a mummy's boy because your mom took you out of school and took you to Piggly Wiggly.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No, no, no. I want to hear how he relates himself to this because maybe he is a mummy's boy.

MARCUS PARKS

At the age of 12 Daisy West began having sex with her eldest son.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Out in the open. Like it was just chill. He used to just go and apparently what she'd do was that he'd start sleeping in the bed and then she decided when he was old enough to have sex with.

BEN KISSEL

Speaking of coming full circle, when I was in Williamsburg when I lived here, I saw an eight year old breastfeeding on Metropolitan Avenue. So I do think that there is something in GOOP and Gwyneth Paltrow is like if he's 12, maybe.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That might have just been a freaky ass little person.

BEN KISSEL

No, it was a child, it was a child and I think he probably got made fun of a lot for sucking his mom's tit in front of the school.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Unless all his other friends were like, 'Nice.'

BEN KISSEL

I mean his mom was cute but okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Well that's complicated.

BEN KISSEL

It is complicated, isn't it?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes, yes.

BEN KISSEL

Anyway so he was getting molested by his mother.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, he was getting molested by his mother.

BEN KISSEL

All right.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But the thing was again, it was accepted.

BEN KISSEL

But was it accepted?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah well let's get into that. Author Howard Sounes maintains that this wasn't an unusual for a small community like Much Marcle. For proof he cited a late '50s novel set in Gloucester called 'Cider with Rosie'.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Dude, just wait.

BEN KISSEL

Another flower name.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. It seems from the synopsis to be a nostalgic look at the southWestern British countryside before motor cars and bicycles mucked up their isolated strangeness.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

This truly must be the inspiration for things like Royston Vasey where the whole point of it is this idyllic lifestyle where you go and you live in the dirt. Which is fine again, no problems with that again. I'm an urban person, I understand, I'm a city mouse so I'm allergic to dirt, I understand. But you go out there and then it's all about truly the joys of being barely educated and not knowing what's going on, being forced into manual labor at the age of 13, about how that's good.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And about how mummy and father intimate times are actually also considered to be a part of what families do.

MARCUS PARKS

Well I would also argue that we're talking about the same sorts of stereotypes about the British countryside that many people make about the let's say Texas countryside.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes. As American. Absolutely.

MARCUS PARKS

Although I will say that I did know of at least two families in which sons had sex with mothers.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Absolutely. But the rest of society at least had the good sense to be like, 'Hey now, this should be a shameful secret.'

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We all should know this. But it's nice now that they're getting to know that and saving people and getting them out of these situations. But there it was kind of just being like that's how you raise them. That's how you raise them up.

MARCUS PARKS

I mean let's go through the cast of characters in the book.

BEN KISSEL

Fantastic.

MARCUS PARKS

Colorful British names. Crabby B. Albert the Devil.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh he's cute.

MARCUS PARKS

Granny Trill. Spadge Hopkins.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Don't let him anywhere near your fucking daughter or your farm animals.

BEN KISSEL

For some reason I feel like he would make a great omelet though.

MARCUS PARKS

Spadge?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah, old Spadge.

MARCUS PARKS

And my favorite, Cabbage Stump Charlie.

BEN KISSEL

I like him.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, they called him a hard sort. His job was he thumps you. That was his job in town.

BEN KISSEL

On the head?

MARCUS PARKS

No, thumps you means he beats the shit outta you.

BEN KISSEL

Fantastic.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's just what he does.

BEN KISSEL

Great.

MARCUS PARKS

But amidst the pastoral scenes of Christmas carol singing and 5 feet of snow and meals consisting of berries and bread-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(mischievous laughter)

BEN KISSEL

Yay, berries and bread.

MARCUS PARKS

The author of 'Cider with Rosie' also wrote of murder, attempted gang rape, and the fact that incest quote "flourished when the roads were bad".

BEN KISSEL

God. Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

He said that the custom was neither seen as normal or abnormal. Let's call it barely frowned upon.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Distasteful.

MARCUS PARKS

More of a tsk tsk.

BEN KISSEL

Seems fairly neutral.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They talk about going up there. They all talk about there was a guy that was made good, that he moved in New Zealand and then he came-

MARCUS PARKS

This is in 'Cider With Rosie'.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

This is in 'Cider With Rosie'. And then he moved to New Zealand and then he came back and the sheer fact that he ever left, I'm just gonna call it Royston Vasey, the fact that he even left it, the town murdered him. And then when the police came to go and be like hey, where is this guy we're looking for? No one said anything. And the thing is that in the book they're all like, (British accent) 'And that's the simplicity of a town.'

MARCUS PARKS

Well it's a novel.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But the whole point was being like simpler times.

BEN KISSEL

Well he shouldn't have gone back. He should have stayed in New Zealand it sounds like.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah!

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Now to be fair, the author of 'Cider With Rosie', Laurie lee, he was writing more about cousins having sex with each other rather than mothers and sons.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh sure.

MARCUS PARKS

But as the British say, in for a penny in for a pound.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You're fucking your son.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my goodness.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Well they did talk about they do have that one thing where all the boys were fighting about who would get to sleep in mummy's bed.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And then they basically would switch in the new oldest one into the bed.

BEN KISSEL

Oh yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Once the oldest one was able to go work it would stop sucking on mommy in the bed but then the next one would get in there all giddy and be like, (British accent) 'I get to sleep with mommy now.'

BEN KISSEL

All right, real lucky lady there.

MARCUS PARKS

At the end of the day these children were being molested.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Very much so. Now the West family never confirmed for sure that Fred had sex with his mother but Fred's father was open and proud about how many young girls he'd abused.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yes.

MARCUS PARKS

He told Fred that abusing children was natural, something that every man had the right to do and Fred internalized this claim completely. Even after he was caught sexually assaulting girls as a teenager, he was bewildered that anyone would care, maintaining that quote "everybody did it."

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It is really wild because that was his comment was like I thought everybody did this.

MARCUS PARKS

Well it's what I'm talking about with culture of abuse.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah. And it's really interesting too how every single one of the documentary start with like, (British accent) 'Fred West. He was a jovial sort everybody loved. Quick with the world and casual with the small and everybody loved him. But also an expert that molestation.' Jesus.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah I don't think everyone did love him.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I feel like he should flip it. I feel like it should be first that's he's an expert molester.

BEN KISSEL

Well you don't start with Jared Fogle could sell the fuck out of a sandwich. You start with pedophile Jared Fogle.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Could sell the fuck out of a sandwich.

BEN KISSEL

Well that is true. He could I guess.

MARCUS PARKS

Now by 15 Fred left school barely able to read a right above a 2nd grade level. And even though most in town considered him a crude and abusive bumpkin, others thought that this ghoul was one of the best looking boys in town.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's not true.

BEN KISSEL

He may have been.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Ugh, god.

MARCUS PARKS

Maybe.

BEN KISSEL

It's an indictment on everybody else in the town.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's like our credit is probably some of the best looking podcasters in the business.

BEN KISSEL

Exactly.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

We've seen our people.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. And as it was, Fred West may have stayed a simple creep on the criminal level for the rest of his life like his father, never coming close to murder. But when he was 17 he was riding a motorcycle trying to intentionally ram it into a girl when he went flying over the handlebars and suffered a nice little head injury that resulted in a seven day coma.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, that is also horrible. Not to... I'm just going to be a little jokey here, but if you're gonna run over someone, you gotta use a car.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah exactly.

BEN KISSEL

A motorcycle, you're actually very much at risk of also getting hurt. He's not a very smart person.

MARCUS PARKS

No.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Fred West has the same exact IQ as Forrest Gump. They said this.

BEN KISSEL

Is that right?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes.

BEN KISSEL

But he doesn't have a nice heart and Forrest never had sex with his beautiful mother.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No he didn't, no. But his mother really cared about Forrest's education.

BEN KISSEL

She did.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Forrest had a great soul.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He's immune to AIDS!

BEN KISSEL

Yes, I think so actually.

MARCUS PARKS

Now that head injury from the motorcycle incident, that might have been enough to put Fred West in the serial killer with a head injury hall of fame. But not too long after the motorcycle accident he fell from the second story of a building and landed headfirst, again losing consciousness.

BEN KISSEL

Did it no have walls? How did he fall?

MARCUS PARKS

He was he was trying to grab at a girl and she punched him and he fell backwards over a railing. They were on a fire escape, he fell backwards over a railing and boom, head first again.

BEN KISSEL

And also for anyone who watches Animal House, it's a fantastic comedy. But if you do those things in real life-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's a crime. All of the things that happen in the film.

BEN KISSEL

It's a crime. And John Belushi gets punched in the head and then he falls over and has brain damage.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, yeah.

BEN KISSEL

And then we don't know what happens to Bluto after college.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He becomes a centerfold. No, it's in the end of the movie. He becomes a centerfold. Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

I forgot about that.

MARCUS PARKS

When Fred woke up, people said he was even more short tempered and irritable than he was before and the disconnect from humanity that sometimes results from head injuries when the brain is still developing, that became complete.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's kind of funny because again several documentaries were like, (British accent) 'One of the most unfortunate circumstances of that motorcycle accident was it definitely was a detriment to Fred West's good looks.'

BEN KISSEL

Oh really?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They're like it shortened his nose, that's what they keep saying.and you're like he was never good looking!

MARCUS PARKS

He looked ghoulish from the time of birth. I sent Henry a picture of a baby photo. Evil. Now around the time that Fred got a double whammy to the frontal cortex, he met a 16 year old Scottish girl named Rena Costello at a dance in Much Marcle when Fred was around 18 years old. Rena was another late '50s juvenile delinquent. And after she was sent to the 1958 Scottish version of juvenile hall for petty theft, she escaped to England and met Fred West.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yay.

MARCUS PARKS

Now sort of like Caril Ann Fugate, Rena Costello was impressed by Fred West's horrible behavior. She believed his far-fetched tough guy stories like when he told her he came back from the dead after his motorcycle accident when the cold marble of the mortician's slab jolted him awake.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And he kept saying that. He would do this a lot where he owned multiple businesses, that he was a millionaire and he could do all of this shit. And no he wasn't.

MARCUS PARKS

Nah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Definitely didn't have any of that.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Taking him at his word, Rena went hard on the relationship immediately, tattooing Fred's name into her arm with a sewing needle and black India ink.

BEN KISSEL

Oh that's a cool tattoo. Fred.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yes, oh yes.

BEN KISSEL

Nice.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Definitely. Fred was here. Everybody loves the whole world to know a man named Fred hate my ass.

MARCUS PARKS

But soon after Fred's second head injury, he and Rena's fighting got more frequent and she returned to Scotland for two years. Meanwhile Fred West, now 19, he began a sexual relationship with a 13 year old girl and had gotten arrested for quote "having unlawful carnal knowledge of a child" because of course she became pregnant.

BEN KISSEL

Oh god.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I hate the term unlawful carnal knowledge.

MARCUS PARKS

It's awful.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because it really should be like... That's how we feel about like pizza. Like I have an unlawful carnal knowledge of the levels of burrito in Los Angeles.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's where I think it should be for, not just for molesting a child.

MARCUS PARKS

You can say the rape of a child.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

You can just say that.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, you could just say that.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. But once it came time to testify, the girl decided against it and Fred walked free for the first of many times to come.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Limped free because he had a permanent limp.

MARCUS PARKS

That's right. Between the trial and the arrest though, Fred had rightfully gained a reputation in his village as a child molester, a petty thief, and a violent, volatile, brain damaged creep.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) And I'll tell you the worst thing of all, they also said I was bad at pool!

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, that is bad. Anyway I'm opening up a new sandwich shop, I need a pitchman. You think you can do it, Fred?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) I don't know, I'm actually pretty busy with molesting.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

In addition, the jobs you've been doing on farms around the countryside were all being replaced by automation.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh no.

BEN KISSEL

It is sad.

MARCUS PARKS

It's sad for the rest of them.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes, it's true.

MARCUS PARKS

For the rest of them, yeah. It's the reason why my hometown, fucking Rochester is just completely fucking dead now. Automation.

BEN KISSEL

It's all rocks.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But now there's so much opportunity for growth because it's all dead and everyone's left.

MARCUS PARKS

People are still there, they're trying.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's hard.

BEN KISSEL

We had a call in on Open Lines on Sirius Radio, thanks for everyone who listens, from a gal in Lubbock, she said everything's going great.

MARCUS PARKS

Well Lubbock is different. Lubbock is 2.5 hours away and it's a town of 300,000 people. I'm talking about a town of 200 people in the middle of nowhere.

BEN KISSEL

That's right, I forgot.

MARCUS PARKS

That's where I'm actually from.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's a town of only a bowling league.

MARCUS PARKS

Somebody please fix it online. I'm not from Lubbock, Texas. I'm from Rochester, Texas.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Hey man, hey. Hey whoa.

BEN KISSEL

Whoa.

MARCUS PARKS

Geography is important to us Texans, we know that.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We know that, we know that.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my god I know.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We know that. Don't even question it. It's honestly the same as the British. Because it's like the direct line from it. They're all like, (British accent) 'I know I'm from Derbyshire! Not from Rippershire. How dare you ever confuse my shire.'

BEN KISSEL

Absolutely.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) I'm from Flippin on Flippin!

MARCUS PARKS

We can have conversations about the difference between a west Texas accent and an east Texas accent later.

BEN KISSEL

I know, I watched No Country For Old Men once again and after you pointed out that the lady didn't have a good Texas accent, then I started to listen to it. But I still can't tell the difference.

MARCUS PARKS

It's just terrible, terrible Texas accent. But anyway after automation killed all the jobs in Fred's hometown, he moved to the town of Ledbury and did odd manual labor jobs and construction. This was the work he'd do for the rest of his life and the skills he learned would later be used to build a torture dungeon in his cellar with his wife Rosemary.

BEN KISSEL

And it's very bizarre, odd manual labor jobs. Go put that baseball cap on the mailbox. 15 minutes later, take it off.

MARCUS PARKS

That is odd. That is quite odd.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It is really. Wow, that is great. That is fucking great.

BEN KISSEL

Walk in a circle for five minutes in the parking lot, put the baseball hat back on the mailbox. 15 minutes later, take it off.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I don't really understand why my daily labor has to be a series of riddles.

MARCUS PARKS

Well construction work also gave West more opportunities to steal which would garner him dozens of arrests over the years, Fred West was a definite kleptomaniac.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

But despite all the horrific facts concerning what this 19 year old monster was up to, Rena Costello returned from Scotland when she turned 18, pregnant from an affair with a bus driver.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's because all the romance happens in Glasgow.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah man. And that bus driver moved to Springfield, Illinois and he became Otto. Get on in the car, boys.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Perfect.

BEN KISSEL

We don't know Otto's back story and I'd love to know.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No and we don't know what state Springfield is in either. It's a perennial joke on the show.

BEN KISSEL

I believe it is Illinois.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No, they've never named it.

MARCUS PARKS

They've never named it.

BEN KISSEL

I know he hasn't named it.

MARCUS PARKS

They have a sea, they're near the sea which is weird because Illinois doesn't have any seas.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Interesting.

BEN KISSEL

I don't give a fuck.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

The lakes are actually quite big over there.

BEN KISSEL

That's why I like South Park better, I know where it is, it's in Colorado. They're not trying to lie.

MARCUS PARKS

Now when Fred discovered that the child was going to be born mixed race because the father was of Pakistani descent, he convinced Rena to not only abort the child but to allow Fred to perform the abortion himself out in the woods.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my god.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) All right, all right, all right, all right. I don't need to get some doctor in here, I can do it myself.

BEN KISSEL

You're gonna do it?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

This is the problem. I found some snippets of Fred West, you can't understand a single fucking word that he says.

MARCUS PARKS

No.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

One thing I heard him say is, (Australian accent) 'The one thing about me, I got work man's hands.' That's Australian. (British accent) 'I can whip a knuckle off a screw without a spanner because it wouldn't take very much for me to choke it down.'

BEN KISSEL

Well that's really impressive there, Fred. How did the abortion go?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Whaddaya gonna do?

BEN KISSEL

Strange, kind of Italian.

MARCUS PARKS

I also thought it said out in Herefordshire they also have a saying that's like 'gert guttle'. Or something like that.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I dunno.

MARCUS PARKS

What did I tell you?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I dunno, you said a thing. We're just all different. We're just all different.

MARCUS PARKS

We're all different.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And again, we're not better, we're just different.

BEN KISSEL

We're different. Absolutely.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. 'Gert lush'.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I dunno what that means.

MARCUS PARKS

It means very good.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh sure.

BEN KISSEL

Gert lush?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah when you like something you say 'gert lush.'

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We're gonna get chased down the street.

BEN KISSEL

I'm actually fine with it. Gert lush, gert lush. Gonna see that be my last words.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Literally, it's gonna mean something offensive. You said it wrong. We definitely are saying it incorrectly.

BEN KISSEL

Exactly. Sure.

MARCUS PARKS

Now the plan for the homemade abortion was to do it amongst the trees while a friend of theirs acted as a lookout.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But he was just looking in with a telescope from too far away.

MARCUS PARKS

I see. But while Fred was in the process, someone thankfully spotted them and called the cops before he really got into it. And so Fred agreed to raise the child once it was born and by November of 1962, Fred and Rena were married.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yay.

BEN KISSEL

Because I can't imagine that she was gonna live if he went through with the abortion cause I can't imagine he really knew what he was doing.

MARCUS PARKS

Well it might be a lie but Fred West did claim that he was an amateur abortion doctor.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

God.

BEN KISSEL

Some things you have to go pro at.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It is an indie abortion doctor, please.

BEN KISSEL

Please.

MARCUS PARKS

But on the other hand, yeah, he might have been lying about that. But friends of his did see that he had the implements for it. He had an oxy-acetylene burner, he had a length of tubing with a corkscrew at the end of it.

BEN KISSEL

All right, I dunno.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Did you see Vera Drake?

MARCUS PARKS

Vera Drake? I never saw Vera Drake. Have you seen drake vera drake? I never saw vera drake

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Vera Drake, we used to play a drinking game in college, we played Vera Drake and it's all about a small town abortion woman, right, doing this thing. And we we played a drinking game that every time she says, 'All right, drop your knickers,' we would take a drink.

BEN KISSEL

Fantastic.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's rough, man.

MARCUS PARKS

It's really rough.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He had all of the stuff. Again, if you got three microphones, you got yourself a podcast.

BEN KISSEL

I dunno.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

If you have all of the implements, if you go by all the stuff anybody can say you're an abortionist.

BEN KISSEL

When I was in 7th grade and Alonzo Mourning jersey and Charlotte Hornets shorts and I wore basketball shoes. I wasn't on the team. So I dunno.

MARCUS PARKS

That's so true.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Again, there's a bar for entry there.

BEN KISSEL

It's just dress up. I think he may have just been dressing up.

MARCUS PARKS

Now right after Fred and Rena got married, Fred immediately began treating her as a sex object rather than a fellow human being, brutally and forcefully demanding sex at all times. However an important fact to remember about Fred West, always remember this, was that he was a chronic premature ejaculator.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Burn in there.

MARCUS PARKS

Burn it in there.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, good. Oh yeah, he was a bit of a Dillinger.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Every single time, Fred would be done in seconds which was only the smallest of mercies for the women subjected to his assaults. But even though life was bad for everyone involved, things only got worse when Rena gave birth in March of 1963 to a girl they called Charmaine. Now even though Fred was fine with having a reputation as a psychopath, he didn't want to be seen as having a mixed race child.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That would be embarrassing.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Right, that's the problem.

MARCUS PARKS

So he and Rena told neighbors that she'd miscarried and the mixed race baby had been adopted as a replacement.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Now Fred of course hated the child and left Rena for a new life in Glasgow, where Fred said he found his way into the Scottish underworld and worked as a pimp.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh god, the Scottish underworld is all just between hairy knees under a kilt.

BEN KISSEL

Yes, indeed. Well I think Glasgow was a place he could fit right in.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah.

BEN KISSEL

They like to fight, they like to drink, they like to overall be horrible.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I love Glasgow. I love that city, man.

BEN KISSEL

Love it. Oh I'm not saying these are bad things.

MARCUS PARKS

Glas-go, yeah. If you say Glasg-ow, they'll string you up.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah?

BEN KISSEL

Glasg-ow. What are you gonna do?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They might kill you.

BEN KISSEL

They're not gonna kill me.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We'll find out, we got 2 weeks!

MARCUS PARKS

John Kerry said Glasg-ow once and they never let him forget it.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Hey man. And that's why every time you see him, you gotta ask him why the long face?

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, he's got a long face, he's got a little horse head. Yeah you really got that guy.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yep.

BEN KISSEL

Yes indeed.

MARCUS PARKS

Well years later Fred would maintain that he still had a quote unquote "Scottish connection." Same thing that Gacy would say, I know a guy. I know guys. Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I know a guy. Well because again it's all about wanting to appear big and tough.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Fred West has always been like this. It's also with the abortion angle, his thing about being obsessed with abortions, you'll see this come up time and time again. There's something about him that loves this clinical expression.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Again because he's already come.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No matter what he's done, he's already come.

MARCUS PARKS

Always.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

So everything's all clinical and looking at it, that's actually almost even worse too is that all of his crimes come after he's come.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Uh oh.

MARCUS PARKS

And he's kind of on a different sort of level because you see a lot of these other serial killers, it's very child-like what they do. With Fred West it's not. You're right, he looks at it from a clinical level.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Like a DMV abortionist.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my goodness.

MARCUS PARKS

But in reality instead of having Scottish connections in Glasgow, Fred drove a yellow Mr. Whippy ice cream truck.

BEN KISSEL

Oh cool.

MARCUS PARKS

But this did not mean that Fred's time in Glasgow was any less nefarious.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, I don't think that he just likes ice cream.

MARCUS PARKS

No. Fred became known as a man who would try to entice teenage girls into his ice cream van. It's unknown how often he was successful nor is it known how bad things got once a girl was in there.

BEN KISSEL

Regular sweet tooth, that's disgusting. I hate mixing the pleasures of life such as ice cream with horrible incidents of crime.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Good. I think that's good.

BEN KISSEL

I don't like that.

MARCUS PARKS

What we do know is that Rena eventually joined Fred back in Scotland. She was soon pregnant again, albeit this time with Fred's child and gave birth to another girl named Anna Marie. But it's also in Glasgow where it is almost certain that Fred began his career as a serial killer. See Fred and Rena lived in a stretch of tenement buildings and each end of the street had garden plots where families could grow vegetables when times got tough. Fred however always kept one plot clear saying that he was keeping it for something special.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

A carousel!

BEN KISSEL

A carousel?

MARCUS PARKS

As such, when Fred West was living in Glasgow, at least four young girls that we know of fitting Fred's victim type disappeared.

BEN KISSEL

Uh oh.

MARCUS PARKS

If we look at Fred's later MO, it's suspected that he murdered girls in his ice cream van and dismembered them in his garden shed, then buried the corpses in his special garden plot.

BEN KISSEL

Dang!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I would also say he probably just buried them because I also know when he picked up later on his skill of dismembering, he got quote unquote "good at it".

MARCUS PARKS

Well that's what I mean, that's why I think that he did dismember them because-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

In a cruder fashion than he would do later on?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

He's practicing.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, he'd done it four times by the time investigators got to see the actual first body, he'd already most likely done at least four times, maybe more. We have no idea.

BEN KISSEL

Yikes. And so all of that was with the soundtrack of the ice cream truck. Wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You know how many children have died hearing (hums Pop Goes the Weasel).

BEN KISSEL

That's what it is.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I'd put like seven dozen.

MARCUS PARKS

(hums Mr. Softee jingle)

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(hums Mr. Softee jingle) Just death. Just dozens of deaths.

MARCUS PARKS

Now you might ask why nobody has gone and dug up the garden in the years since Fred's capture. But right after Fred West left Scotland, the entire area was bulldozed and today 13 lanes of traffic cover the area where the bodies may have been buried. Now while Fred was living in Glasgow he fathered two sons named Stephen and Gareth with two different women. They'll come back later. Rena meanwhile was also stepping out, sleeping with another bus driver named John McLaughlin.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, you could say I have a type. I like them big, yellow, full of kids. You like bus drivers? Yes.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Eventually Fred and John McLaughlin got into an actual knife fight over Rena but after the fight ended in a draw-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

What? Did they just declare a draw?

BEN KISSEL

Yeah buddy, just poke me.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You just stab me.

BEN KISSEL

Just poke me a little bit.

MARCUS PARKS

Well Fred slashed the other guy in the stomach. John McLaughlin punched Fred and they went all right, all right, all right!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I'm good, I'm good!

BEN KISSEL

All right, all right, all right!

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Very Scottish.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

But after that fight Rena left with the bus driver temporarily and covered the old India ink tattoo that said 'Fred' with one that said 'John'.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Ooh!

BEN KISSEL

That's a tight change, that's tough.

MARCUS PARKS

I would imagine it just said 'FROHN'.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah. This is for the ladies and the men out there, right, sidestorieslpotl@gmail.com. If you got a name of somebody you've been fucking, right, or you dated for a long time or you married on your arm, would you not try to fuck somebody named like Sled? So you only have to like do like two of the words?

BEN KISSEL

Yeah or just try to find somebody with the same name. We see the breakup going on with Balboa. Rocky.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Sylvester Stallone.

BEN KISSEL

Balboa.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It was over the dog.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah. Oh was it over the dog?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We don't know.

BEN KISSEL

He replaced a picture of his wife on his arm with the picture of the dog.

MARCUS PARKS

Wow.

BEN KISSEL

Isn't that crazy? I was like dang. That's very serious.

MARCUS PARKS

That's intense.

BEN KISSEL

It is kinda, right?

MARCUS PARKS

Well eventually Rena returned to Fred but there was still two kids to take care of.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, what's happening with these kids?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Ugh, no one gives a fucking shit about the kids.

BEN KISSEL

Somebody needs to care a little bit.

MARCUS PARKS

Well what Fred would do over the years is when there wasn't a woman around to take care of the kids, he' just dump them into foster care.

BEN KISSEL

Oh wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah. They were in and out of foster homes, they were in and out of orphanages. He'd basically call whatever the version of CPS was and be like come get them, I'm done with them. And then they'd come and scoop them and then he'd go and fight to get them back and then they'd be there. And then honestly a lot of times he just left them alone in the house, just let them just sit there and fend for themselves and literally live amongst trash, find their own food. They just were kind of left to be feral.

BEN KISSEL

Because there's four kids, right?

MARCUS PARKS

There's two at this point.

BEN KISSEL

Oh just two, okay.

MARCUS PARKS

I mean he's fathered three children, there are two in his household right now.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

One of them is not his and one of them is his.

BEN KISSEL

Gotcha.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. It's like we were saying, Henry talking about how filthy the house was, it's the filthiest people alive.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes. They truly are.

MARCUS PARKS

It's the real version of that.

BEN KISSEL

Sounds like a real modern family.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Very good.

MARCUS PARKS

Well because there were two kids to take care of, Rena hired a live-in nanny named Isa McNeill. And from what Isa said, Fred made his two girls sleep in a bottom bunk which had slats that pinned them in like animals and they'd only be let out when he was at work.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

And he would do this later with his other kids once him and Rosemary were married.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Once they started their independent business.

MARCUS PARKS

Yes, their independent business venture. Yes. Eventually Isa introduced Rena to a 16 year old runaway named Anne McFall and McFall moved in as well. This became a tactic for Fred West, gathering people on the outskirts of society into his home to use them as he pleased. And later Rose West would happily join in and in fact would act as bait. Now around the same time the Anne moved in, Fred ran over and killed a young boy while he was driving his Mr. Whippy.

BEN KISSEL

Jesus.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

This is on the books! This is just one he just did on the side.

BEN KISSEL

On purpose?

MARCUS PARKS

No, no. I mean it was probably an accident, who knows? But it's on record.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's Fred West.

MARCUS PARKS

Fred West provably ran over a little boy with his ice cream truck.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my goodness.

MARCUS PARKS

But curiously, according to Howard Sounes, fatal accidents involving children and ice cream vans were fairly common in Glasgow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I mean it makes sense.

BEN KISSEL

I guess so.

MARCUS PARKS

Glas-go. As such, the death was... Yeah, I said Glasg-ow accidentally.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Wow.

MARCUS PARKS

It's just there you know why? Because we're used to saying Mos-cow, that's why.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I don't say Moscow a lot.

BEN KISSEL

I never say Moscow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Actually you know how Moscow is pronounced? Mosc-ov.

MARCUS PARKS

Ah, interesting. Well as such, since so many kids were getting run over by a fucking ice cream truck-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Isn't it interesting?

BEN KISSEL

It isn't. It really isn't actually.

MARCUS PARKS

The death was ruled accidental and Fred wasn't charged. But since Fred was an obvious psychopath who had now killed a boy using the same ice cream truck he'd used to lure possible murder victims, he decided it was time to quit Scotland and returned to his home village of Much Marcle.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) I've lost my taste for popsicles.

BEN KISSEL

I guess so.

MARCUS PARKS

Rena soon followed with her two kids along with Isa McNeill and Anne McFall. And before long the entire unit moved to Gloucester where Fred would spend the rest of his natural life. But that first home, it was a caravan.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Four adults, two small children living in the British equivalent of a mobile home.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Sure.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

And I'm not talking about a trailer house, I'm talking about a mobile home.

BEN KISSEL

I've seen the new van life, I've seen little homes, dude.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's fine.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. But things were always tense and always filthy.

BEN KISSEL

Great.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Again it's more... How do you put it? Animalistic. Fred West was a true... That's like one of the first people as we talk about certain criminals, the way we describe them, is that he's like an animal.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He is very base. That's what they always said, the word 'crude' comes up again and again and again because he's always a grabby guy, he'd honk your tits, he'd grab your butt, he'd always say disgusting things.

BEN KISSEL

Sounds Like George H. W. Bush.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Hey man, David Cop-a-feel.

MARCUS PARKS

Goddamnit. Will you ever let this go?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's him! He did it! He brought it up.

BEN KISSEL

He brought it up. He loved it, it was his favorite joke! The president.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Well it's one of those things where he was always just disgusting and so everyone in his periphery just kind of ended up living like that because he was the head of the household.

MARCUS PARKS

He was a true beast, that's the best word to describe him.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Now once Fred arrived in Gloucester in 1966 he got a job at a slaughterhouse which we somewhat misinterpreted on our first run at this subject. Back then we quoted Colin Wilson who said that the slaughterhouse helped develop a morbid obsession with corpses, blood, and dismemberment in West's psyche. But in reality Fred West was a truck driver for the local abattoir. He collected the carcasses of dead animals from local farms and loaded all of the offal into 40 gallon drums.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Ugh, god. It's even worse.

BEN KISSEL

Someone's gotta do it.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes of course. I'm not throwing shade on the job, it's more just it's that level of like, (British accent) 'You need somebody to scrape up your fucking corpses?'

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) That's what I fucking do all right.

BEN KISSEL

Maybe. It's just a job.

MARCUS PARKS

Well that's the thing that Fred had already most likely murdered at least four women.

BEN KISSEL

Jeez.

MARCUS PARKS

So it's likely that working with the dead was just all too comfortable for Fred West by 1966.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

MARCUS PARKS

Now Rena continued seeing bus driver John McLaughlin long distance and she began forming plans to leave Fred and head back north with the kids and the nannies. But when Fred returned home from work unexpectedly to find everyone packing up, he threatened to kill every single one of them. As a result Rena and Isa escaped and left the children behind lest Fred do something permanent.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my goodness. Also I did learn and I believe it to be true, wheelchair fella from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre-

MARCUS PARKS

Franklin?

BEN KISSEL

They say it is a sausage and it's human sausage, she bought it from the Sawyer's gas station.

MARCUS PARKS

Whoa!

BEN KISSEL

Yes because there's a picture from the side, it looks like a sausage. I got a DM from a fantastic, they said it's human sausage that they bought from the gas station.

MARCUS PARKS

Wow!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Interesting.

BEN KISSEL

Isn't that something though? Anyway, it's a theory.

MARCUS PARKS

I'll go ahead and say that is something.

BEN KISSEL

It's cool, right?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That is something.

BEN KISSEL

The whole time he's gnawing on someone's toe.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Honestly it sounds amazing.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Well even though Isa and Rena, even though they left and left the kids behind, Anne McFall decided to stay behind to take care of the children.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

And that was a decision that would ultimately prove fatal to the 16 year old runaway. Now from what Isa later said, Anne was infatuated with Fred and she thought that he would provide a better life for her once everyone else was gone.

BEN KISSEL

Must've been something to this guy.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No, there's nothing.

BEN KISSEL

There must've been. She was infatuated and not in the same that were infatuated by Chris Farley and John Candy.

MARCUS PARKS

It's again, it's the culture of abuse. Some people fall into that, they fall into that cycle of abuse equals love. And they get closer to the person because they think if they get closer to them-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They'll love me.

MARCUS PARKS

They'll love me and they won't hurt me. It's just a cycle.

BEN KISSEL

Gotcha.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's dealing with bullies forever. So that's the idea. He's a bully and you're trying to end your cycle of abuse, so you think that if you get in there, if you ingratiate yourself to the bully that it can help you but in the end you're just encouraging the behavior.

BEN KISSEL

It ain't gonna happen.

MARCUS PARKS

And indeed when Rena returned for the children, she found that Fred and anna were in a relationship. But of course this meant nothing to Fred West. It's thought that he committed at least eight sexual assaults between 1965-1967. And it's suspected that he may have murdered a 15 year old boy who was found naked and dead in a shed near some porno magazines that had drawings of nooses around the models necks.

BEN KISSEL

What?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

There's so many things attached to him and he was always like this.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

The only way he knew how to express himself to any woman, especially women, was fucking grabbing them. He'd just grab them.

BEN KISSEL

But he was killing men too? Boys too?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I don't know.

BEN KISSEL

Sounds like he'll just kill anything.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Let's put it this way, he was very dangerous.

BEN KISSEL

Sounds like it.

MARCUS PARKS

Well the reason why they think he may have killed the boy is because I think they worked at the slaughterhouse together and it wasn't too far away, the shed wasn't too far away. He was originally billed as a suicide but then once Fred West was caught and investigators started looking at like okay, let's look at what happened in every place this guy lived for his entire life. And they found-

BEN KISSEL

Just a bunch of corpses everywhere.

MARCUS PARKS

They just kept finding corpses everywhere.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Everywhere.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. But the first known murder in Fred West's history came after Anne McFall got pregnant in the spring of 1967. Now Anne's pregnancy was in fact illegal because she was 17 and Fred was 26. And indeed a social worker was alerted and a report was filed but no follow up was made.

BEN KISSEL

Again man, I got a great sandwich shop. Now we are looking for a spokesperson that can really, we got a new sub, it's called tuna sub but it's not tuna.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

My thing is though my whole weekend, I'd love to come in and sample it so I can pitch real quick.

BEN KISSEL

No.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I'd love if I could just come down and get some of these samples, if I could have these sandwiches, something like that. That'd be really, really good. But honestly most of the time I'm fucking chickens in a shed. So I kinda gotta do that, I gotta get that done first. That's my Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

BEN KISSEL

Great.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

So Wednesday I could sneak by.

BEN KISSEL

Great.

MARCUS PARKS

And as far as no follow ups being made, this I definitely wouldn't say it's justified but I would say it's somewhat understandable because post WWII England was a fucking mess.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

MARCUS PARKS

It was extremely poor, nobody knew what the fuck was going on, they were trying to rebuild an entire country. And a lot of people fell through the fucking cracks, a lot of people.

BEN KISSEL

All right.

MARCUS PARKS

But Anne McFall disappeared from the caravan park where she and Fred lived in July of 1967 for reasons that are still unclear to this day outside of armchair forensic psychology. Now we do know that Fred and Anne fought often because Fred refused to get divorced from Rena to marry Anne. Most likely though, Fred snapped and stabbed her to death. And considering how expertly the body was dismembered, it is almost certain that this was not Fred's first foray into butchery.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, he had acquired a skill.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I don't know if it also came from just being a country person because you guys, you have rendered deer, right, and cattle.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And they say that it's the same thing is that you kind of just cut the meat around the joint.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You get down to the center of the joint and then you just pop it out.

MARCUS PARKS

Dislocate it, you pop it out.

BEN KISSEL

Hey Marcus, Marcus did all of that while openly weeping. Which really was sweet.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, he was the poet. That's how they knew.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. They called me tenderhearted. Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah. He don't like to dismember the pig! Marcus don't dismember the pig with no smile.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I tell you what, we put a watermelon in the microwave for 15 minutes, Marcus have at it for a half an hour.

BEN KISSEL

He love it!

MARCUS PARKS

I will say this though, I did not enjoy killing anything but dismembering, I have absolutely no problem with it.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He loves it.

BEN KISSEL

Marcus likes it too much actually.

MARCUS PARKS

I don't necessarily love it but you give me a fucking basket of doves, yeah I'll rip the heads off all those, rip all the wings and the feathers off.

BEN KISSEL

It's great. It's great.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He's like a terrier.

BEN KISSEL

He's got a little corgi butt.

MARCUS PARKS

No, you gotta eat them cause you get that dove breast-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I like that.

BEN KISSEL

I don't like it.

MARCUS PARKS

You put a fucking jalapeno up in there and you wrap it in bacon, put some cream cheese.

BEN KISSEL

It's supposed to be a harbinger of peace and it's supposed to let you know the war is done. And you're just penetrating it with a jalapeno.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah man, well technically those doves should have fought harder because actually warriors for peace should be stronger than those that want war.

BEN KISSEL

I agree with that. But again the dove didn't do anything wrong.

MARCUS PARKS

No, no it didn't. Well going off of Fred's later MO, we can assume that Fred killed and dismembered Anne McFall in his caravan where he would be comfortable and undisturbed. As far as where the kids were, most likely in a foster home at this point.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

One of the many times they were in foster homes. Now when the body of Anne McFall was finally discovered in 1994 in a place called Fingerpost Field outside of Much Marcle, police found a fully dismembered and beheaded corpse.

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

MARCUS PARKS

Later Fred said that he dismembered the women he killed because once he dismembered them, he'd only have to dig a small hole instead of a coffin-sized grave.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

So he was working smart, not hard.

BEN KISSEL

I guess.

MARCUS PARKS

However the evidence tells a different story concerning his motivations in dismemberment.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I always find this interesting about, I like the term again, Katherine Ramsland, extreme offender, right.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That does serial murder, right. But it is interesting because there's always aspects with many of them that they're totally okay with talking about and they'll talk about the details of crimes.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

BTK is a perfect example.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But then there are certain things they just won't admit out loud.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And this is one of those that Fred just cannot admit that he took trophies.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Interesting.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Or there's some form of cannibalism happening.

BEN KISSEL

Oh interesting. It's like Ken Bianchi, the only thing he's upset about is that he wet the bed.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Wet the bed, yeah.

BEN KISSEL

It's like yeah, you wet the bed. He's like no! You tell everyone I've murdered those women. You mention that I wet the bed, I'm embarrassed.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yep.

BEN KISSEL

Isn't that bizarre?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It is.

MARCUS PARKS

As Fred would do time and again, he sliced off the fingers and toes and took them somewhere along with the ankle and wrist bones. Now Fred claimed that he removed the fingers and toes to make identification more difficult. But what's more likely is that fingers, toes, and later bizarrely enough kneecaps were Fred's favorite trophies.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Maybe it's because you can play Yahtzee with all of them.

BEN KISSEL

What the hell is going on?

MARCUS PARKS

I know finger bones, you can make dice out of those.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, I know that.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Okay, rolling bones.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah but kneecaps, I have no idea.

BEN KISSEL

Ashtray?

MARCUS PARKS

But for some reason all of them were missing their kneecaps.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Kneecaps sound like goth yarmulkes.

BEN KISSEL

Ooh kinda fun. So his trophies weren't jewelry.

MARCUS PARKS

No, they were body parts.

BEN KISSEL

They were body parts.

MARCUS PARKS

Straight up body parts, yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Dang.

MARCUS PARKS

But lest ye forget, Anne McFall was also pregnant. West cut out the fetus most likely after Anne was killed. Didn't need to do that but he did it anyway.

BEN KISSEL

How Richard Chase of him.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. However concerning Anne McFall, her disappearance was never even reported much less investigated.

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

MARCUS PARKS

She was a runaway from a troubled home and when former West nanny Isa McNeill never heard from her again, she assumed McFall had found a new life in England somewhere, somehow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah.

BEN KISSEL

It's so convenient for them.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah because people always go from a trailer park, they always just disappear to England and become a movie star. Oh she just went out there.

BEN KISSEL

She found a new life, we don't look for her anymore because she found a new life.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We don't even have to look for her.

BEN KISSEL

Turns out she's getting dressed by cartoon mice and she does have an evil stepmother but she's gonna find a prince.

MARCUS PARKS

Back then yeah, people were a lot more transient. People would disappear and you'd never hear from them again.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah but I think they just ended up in graves.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

How many people actually went to Hollywood?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I think the the actual statistic is 90% of people die within 10 miles of where they were born. So it is very like most times you don't leave, most of the time that's where you're dead.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Maybe.

BEN KISSEL

Circle of life.

MARCUS PARKS

Now after Fred West murdered Anne McFall, Rena inexplicably moved back in, possibly because her affair with the bus driver ended and she had nowhere else to go. While Fred took the night shift at a flower and animal feed plant, Rena did sex work which Fred highly encouraged.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He loved it.

MARCUS PARKS

In fact Fred would show his peers and coworkers naked pictures of his wife as if to somehow impress them.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's always weird, you still run into these guys.

MARCUS PARKS

You still do.

BEN KISSEL

Sure.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's at the bar. This happened to me recently sitting in a bar by myself where a guy's like, 'Hey look at this.' And it was just a picture of his fucking naked wife on there and it was just like what is happening?

BEN KISSEL

He's proud of her.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I know but you just met me!

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. I don't know, I would imagine knowing what we know about the seedier side of British life, some dudes are into it. Wink, wink, that's great, cool.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Nudge nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean?

BEN KISSEL

You wanna bang her out? Because it's probably a cuck thing.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

He probably wants to have sex with his wife.

MARCUS PARKS

He does but we'll get into that on episode two.

BEN KISSEL

Oh fantastic. Oh my god, tell me he's not an early ejaculating cuck. What a nightmare audience member he is.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No, again he is an entrepreneur.

MARCUS PARKS

Entrepreneur, yeah. And there's I think a difference between cock and voyeur because I think cuck you need to be in the room.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah going, 'Get her, Rodney!' Where the other one is like-

BEN KISSEL

(shushing)

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, you're peering through a hole in the wall.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Ooh like The Riddler in the beginning of The Batman.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Voyeur. Now around the time that Rena returned, Fred kidnapped a young woman named Mary Bastholm from a bus stop and killed her, although we don't know how or where.

BEN KISSEL

Jeez.

MARCUS PARKS

Fred admitted this one to his son Stephen after his arrest. But since Mary's body was not found in any of Fred's gravesites, we can assume there were more locations that he didn't give up to investigators.

BEN KISSEL

Do you think he straight up forgot because he just killed so many effing people?

MARCUS PARKS

Could be.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Definitely. Absolutely.

BEN KISSEL

Oh god.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. As it was around this time, Fred West met his second wife.

BEN KISSEL

How does he keep on getting fucking women? There's just so many!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(singing) At last my love has come along.

BEN KISSEL

All right, so this is the one.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

That would be his future partner in crime then known as Rosemary Letts. Now much like Much Marcle, the town where Rosemary was raised was small and isolated, a place called Northam. But like Fred West, Rosemary came from a background that we could describe politely as troubled.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, I think that's the lightest way.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. And Rosemary was again putting it lightly royally fucked by circumstances beyond her control before she even came out of the womb.

BEN KISSEL

All right.

MARCUS PARKS

See Rosemary's mother who was coincidentally also named Daisy-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I just don't understand.

BEN KISSEL

What the fuck is going on?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I don't know. They're all cartoon rabbits.

BEN KISSEL

But they're all horrible people and they're named after very nice things such as flowers.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You should believe that because the local constable, Mr. Shits, was one of the nicest most decent men.

BEN KISSEL

Isn't that weird? Cowpie.

MARCUS PARKS

Well Daisy, Rosemary's mom, she suffered from postpartum depression after her fourth child and was prescribed a healthy dose of early '50s electroconvulsive therapy.

BEN KISSEL

Oh that's not going to get the job done.

MARCUS PARKS

That's back when the doses were powerful enough to shatter teeth if you didn't put in the mouthguard.

BEN KISSEL

Jesus.

MARCUS PARKS

But when Daisy got pregnant with Rosemary the doctors insisted that the treatments continued.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah man.

BEN KISSEL

No!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They were like literally let's microwave it.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Why?

MARCUS PARKS

Well they thought-

BEN KISSEL

With her in utero?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) I'm gonna say this, right. You think she's crazy now? Wait til she's got a tadpole swimming up in her fucking guts.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Well that's what they said is that she had postpartum depression but then when she got pregnant again and the depression didn't go away-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Mid partum depression.

MARCUS PARKS

She had partum depression, yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Whatever.

MARCUS PARKS

So they had to treat it. They gave her six electroconvulsive therapy sessions while she was pregnant with Rosemary.

BEN KISSEL

You know the doctors had to look at each other and been like you know we're doing this all wrong, right?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, just go with it.

MARCUS PARKS

Well this is the early '50s, man. This is like the fucking wild west of psychiatry treatments here.

BEN KISSEL

Oh god.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

This is when they're doing all kinds of horrible shit. And so Daisy was subjected to extreme ECT right up until Rosemary was born to the point where Daisy came home from the birth with a head still shaved from treatments.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yay!

BEN KISSEL

Jesus.

MARCUS PARKS

As a result, Rosemary's brain was fried and jostled in utero when the most complex parts of her brain were being developed, those that regulated empathy and conscience.

BEN KISSEL

Oh man.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Does it go through the whole body or does it just go through the head? Isn't that why you have the sensors because then it just goes through your brain? Sidestorieslpotl@gmail. com. I'm not quite certain.

MARCUS PARKS

I would imagine it was probably, I don't know if her brain was fried.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Does it cycle through the whole body?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, I don't know if her brain was actually fried but it was probably more just the extreme convulsions that came that probably fucked her up.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, it's stressful. Yeah, it's not good.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

No.

MARCUS PARKS

Now in another household Rosemary might have just grown up to be an unfortunate dullard at most. But the Letts household was one of monsters and Rosemary's psyche was scrambled even further. When Rosemary was just a baby for example, she'd rock back and forth so hard in her carriage that the brake had to be on at all times lest the carriage work its way across the room. This habit would continue well into her childhood to the point where she'd keep her siblings awake all night with her constant rocking.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

This is seen a lot with kids that have suffered from trauma.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That it's such a common symptom that something's wrong.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah it reminds me of the Russian orphanage footage, kids just rocking themselves to sleep.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yes.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Brutal stuff, that.

MARCUS PARKS

Definite sign of abuse. Rose was also not there mentally. It's said that her large doll like eyes were constantly vacant which caused her siblings to call her Dozy Rosie. As such she spent most of her time alone accompanied only by her six pet hamsters.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

That's not alone!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) You'd be surprised how alone you could be with six hamsters.

BEN KISSEL

You can't be alone. Have fun with the hamsters. Talk to them. I mean that's like action figures for the time.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) You know what I did is I put a bit of a Triscuit on my front flap and they went right in.

BEN KISSEL

I bet you they did, Rose.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) They're always trying to bite and scratch, I try to calm them down.

BEN KISSEL

All right, let's leave the gerbils alone, all right?

MARCUS PARKS

But what scrambled Rosemary irrevocably was the behavior of her father, Bill Letts. Bill was diagnosed as a schizophrenic at an early age who suffered severe psychotic episodes. But that was a secret he kept from his family.

BEN KISSEL

How?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I just feel like that's the thing, he didn't though. You know what I mean? Because he was abusing the whole family.

BEN KISSEL

How can you keep it? Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Cause it was there, they just didn't know that he was seeing them as devils.

BEN KISSEL

It's like when Joba Chamberlain used to go to The Pour House all the time, the pitcher for the New York Yankees.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, being like make me a Long Island because then they don't know it's alcohol.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah. People just think it's ice tea. No, no. Everyone is quite aware.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No, you reek of alcohol.

MARCUS PARKS

Well Bill Letts, he had an early 20th century diagnosis of schizophrenia.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

That was a catchall term.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Could have been bipolar, could have been extreme OCD. We have no idea.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Could be borderline, could be anything.

MARCUS PARKS

Anything.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

But no matter the diagnosis, Bill Letts was still an incredibly cruel man. He would throw his children against walls, beat them with copper poles, and pour boiling water over their skin whenever they stepped outside of his exacting standards of absolute obedience and cleanliness.

BEN KISSEL

Jesus.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because what's weird is that they had the pathological opposite of Fred West's growing up.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Oh so they had to be super clean.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It was clean to the point of madness. The children were not allowed to sleep, they were kept up cleaning, they were inspected every morning. It was very, very intense.

BEN KISSEL

Weird. Some Mommy Dearest stuff.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. That harsh treatment though would not extend to Rosemary. While every other Letts child lived in mortal fear of their father if they didn't do what they were told, Rosemary would whine until someone else did her chores. And Bill simply found that funny.

BEN KISSEL

It's a smart move. Was she the youngest?

MARCUS PARKS

No, no she wasn't. She was I think third or something, it was another one of those.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But it was different, Kissel. It wasn't good.

BEN KISSEL

It's a good thing to do. I didn't talk until I was 4.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's so scary.

MARCUS PARKS

My dad didn't talk til he was 5.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

What?

BEN KISSEL

Yeah. Cause his brothers helped him out probably.

MARCUS PARKS

No, he didn't have any brothers. He had an older sister.

BEN KISSEL

There you go.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I don't think it's help. That's bad.

BEN KISSEL

No it's cause you're the oldest.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I'm the middle.

BEN KISSEL

Yes that's right, you are the middle. But Jackie I guarantee you unbeknownst to you, she had you working for her for years.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

She never shut up.

BEN KISSEL

Well all right.

MARCUS PARKS

Well most likely Bill spared Rosemary because it was rumored that he was in fact a pedophile.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

See? Yeah. Now you're frowning.

BEN KISSEL

Of course I'm frowning, this whole story is disgusting.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah. It's UK!

BEN KISSEL

It's not the UK.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Ooh I can't wait to go. Doctor Who is there!

BEN KISSEL

Doctor Who. Can we do the episode on Doctor Who next week?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, can I talk about why David Tennant is the superior Doctor Who?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh wow, this is gonna be a far more pleasant episode than anything we've said so far.

BEN KISSEL

Jesus Christ. That's the thing.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. But even though everyone suspected that Bill Let's was a paedo as they call it over there-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Cool.

BEN KISSEL

Yes.

MARCUS PARKS

He was still allowed to open a rock and roll youth club for local teenagers even though he hated kids.

BEN KISSEL

Jesus.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I feel like anybody who opens up a rock and roll youth club for teenagers is a pedophile. Right?

MARCUS PARKS

Well...

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, yes. Why not?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You just want to make a room where kids go dance.

BEN KISSEL

How do you make money? They can't drink.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They don't have money.

BEN KISSEL

They have no money. I just feel like it's a predator's place. Yes.

MARCUS PARKS

Cover charges, sodas.

BEN KISSEL

Kids have no money.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Kids don't have any money.

MARCUS PARKS

But in England there were these places that were set up and they were fine.

BEN KISSEL

Sockhops?

MARCUS PARKS

A lot of kids went to these places. Not all of them, there were some that were definitely yes, real fucking bad.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes. But also a lot of them were combos because again I just found the people we were looking for, it's Dukes and Lee, they're called the greatest cabaret duo who has ever graced the stage. And you got to take a look at these people.

BEN KISSEL

He looks just like Henry.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, Dukes and Lee, that definitely looks just like you. You know what that looks like? That's always the clip that punk documentaries play when they talk about the Sex Pistols, when they talk about-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What they were rebelling against.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, how awful British society was. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, they showed it in every fcuking Sex Pistols documentary, TV show, everything.

BEN KISSEL

Johnny Rotten is currently mourning the death of the queen.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He's a troll.

BEN KISSEL

So punk is lost and punk is now dead.

MARCUS PARKS

Johnny Rotten is a professional contrarian, he's gonna say whatever is gonna piss people off the most.

BEN KISSEL

No, I believe that he is a sad broken man who loves the queen because he realizes he's about to die as well.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He said his favorite ninja turtle is Leonardo.

BEN KISSEL

Oh! (gagging)

MARCUS PARKS

I like Leonardo.

BEN KISSEL

Of course you like Leonardo.

MARCUS PARKS

He's the leader.

BEN KISSEL

He's not a leader, number one.

MARCUS PARKS

Nothing would fucking get done if he wasn't around. Michelangelo is just gonna go-

BEN KISSEL

Nothing would get done without the emotional capabilities of Raphael.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Also Donatello was the Condoleezza Rice of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because in a world of insanity he was the one person making sense.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, Well I think Raphael spent a little bit too much time in that tub.

BEN KISSEL

I think that Raphael was deeply hurt because that fucking bitch wanted to have sex with a man, April O'Neil. We talked about this before.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah, many times.

BEN KISSEL

She wanted him. She would have sucked... If he wasn't a turtle?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

This is going too far. He's lost now.

MARCUS PARKS

Well that rock and roll room that Bill Letts opened, it was a combo. It was located in a room behind a pub overlooking a graveyard.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Cool.

BEN KISSEL

that's is cool. All right, all right.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. And Bill, he had Bill Haley and the Comets tapes, he had Elvis Presley tapes.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Tapes.

MARCUS PARKS

Tapes, yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He didn't arrive, the tapes were played.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, tapes.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

And he'd just sit over there just glaring at the few teenagers who bothered to show up.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Which one of you child wants to come away?

BEN KISSEL

Man I like the music around here but do you think that guy is kinda weird over there, dude?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Which one of you children want to come into my web of deceit?

BEN KISSEL

Why don't we just go buy the Elvis tapes and drink in my basement?

MARCUS PARKS

Bill was creepy and sour so the club soon closed down.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah. Right.

MARCUS PARKS

And they just started moving from town to town after that. In the years that followed, Bill Letts pulled knives and axes on his family for the slightest infractions, he'd shut off the power and the gas so the family would go cold and hungry.

BEN KISSEL

What?

MARCUS PARKS

He forced them to scrub the house constantly. He even got cruel on a micro level. If something came on TV that the kids wanted to watch, he turned it off just to spite them.

BEN KISSEL

I hate that shit.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Specifically because they wanted to see it.

BEN KISSEL

We all know those... I mean we didn't know any dads like that extreme but there was people who were just like that.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I do remember when my niece was in the Peppa Pig area of her childhood, I remember when I'd go home to my parents house it was like the television always had to be on whatever the child wanted.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And that was maddening. I don't think it needs to always be what the child wants.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

No, it doesn't always have to be but you shouldn't just turn it off if you're not gonna-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No.

BEN KISSEL

If you want to watch Tool Time which is the show within Home Improvement which is obviously a great program-

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Sure. Yes.

BEN KISSEL

Then you can watch it because you're the adult. But also just let her watch Peppa Pig.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes of course. But that's why you got them an iPad.

MARCUS PARKS

Glen Borland.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yep. Disgusting.

BEN KISSEL

Glen Borland.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Ugh!

BEN KISSEL

Yes indeed. Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

Meanwhile Rosemary was turning into a miniature sociopath. She had a reputation as a violent, lying bully who would become aggressive towards both boys and girls at the slightest provocation. And as it often happens with kids who were sexually abused, Rose became hypersexual as soon as she hit puberty. It became about the only thing she'd talk about and she was soon sexually abusing her own younger brothers by the time she was 13.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Ugh. That's what her and Fred West had completely in common which was they were both-

BEN KISSEL

Pedophiles!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Well Fred West was just obsessed with sex.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's all he talked about. It's all he thought about, his whole life was centered around coming within the seconds he would come.

BEN KISSEL

He wasn't even doing it right. He was an early ejaculator.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because Kissel, it wasn't about it. It wasn't about the actual act.

BEN KISSEL

I don't know.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I was about power.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

No, it wasn't. No, they were both horribly sexually abused as children and they both ended up perpetuating the cycle of abuse to extreme degrees.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

The way Tiger Woods extended his father's golf game.

MARCUS PARKS

Yes.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah. In a sense.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I'm really good with the analogies today.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, you're really nailing it.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I'm crushing it.

BEN KISSEL

Yes indeed.

MARCUS PARKS

By the time Rose was 15 she was likely already doing sex work, taking johns in the cabs of trucks from the mobile snack bar her sister ran with her boyfriend. But around the same time, Rose was waiting at a bus stop and got approached by Fred West.

BEN KISSEL

Uh oh.

MARCUS PARKS

Now it's quite possible that Fred West was planning to either rape and/or kill Rosemary that night because picking up girls from bus stops would be a future MO. And indeed Rosemary later said that she was put off by his appearance because again Fred had looked like a nightmarish gremlin since he was a baby.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And she's the only one in this story so far who has said that Fred is ugly.

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Everybody else kind of has been like, (British accent) 'There was something about him.' Every one of these experts was like, (British accent) 'There must have been something about him.'

BEN KISSEL

I don't know.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And the only one who stayed with him forever was like, (British accent) 'I never loved him. I never once loved his looks.'

BEN KISSEL

There you go, match man in hell.

MARCUS PARKS

But instead of attacking, Fred began talking. He and Rose soon found they had a lot of superficial things in common like the fact they both had a mom named Daisy.

BEN KISSEL

Oh, isn't that nice? Oh and you want to have sex with babies too? Whoa!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Cool!

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

MARCUS PARKS

And Rose worked at a bakery.

BEN KISSEL

Oh and Fred he was with ice cream.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He drove for a bakery.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah!

BEN KISSEL

Oh wow.

MARCUS PARKS

Got so much in common.

BEN KISSEL

That's two things kind of in common.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They could both talk about what it's like to look at bread for hours.

BEN KISSEL

Wow! Well I'm happy it ended there, all the things they had in common.

MARCUS PARKS

What Fred like most about Rosemary was that she didn't flinch when he crudely and frequently talked about sex.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) Hey what if I flood your downstairs with my house water? It's how he talked.

BEN KISSEL

That's not that bad.

MARCUS PARKS

No, it's fucking awful. It's very disgusting. Yeah, their meeting was a sort of monstrous kismet. Two people who were both hypersexual and hyperviolent, although Rosemary's true evil wouldn't bloom for a couple of years yet.

BEN KISSEL

It almost seems like they're more like the Natural Born Killers.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh way more.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Like in terms of two people that both love the violence and rape as much as the other.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

This is a real 50/50 mix.

MARCUS PARKS

Oh yeah, without a doubt.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because I obviously don't think that you should always be into the same habits as your partner because I do think that sometimes it's nice for everyone have their own thing.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

There are certain things that have to bring you together.

BEN KISSEL

Your wife just went to go light yourself on fire because she wanted to learn how to do that. If you want to do that, you would still be on fire because there's so much hair on you.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I tried Da Bomb from Hot Ones and that's how we mix it up. It ruined my night, I had to throw it out.

BEN KISSEL

Is it really that spicy?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I watched Hellraiser, I thought it'd be really fun to try it while I was like oh, this is on brand. So I'll watch Hellraiser but I'll also experience hell.

BEN KISSEL

You don't have to be on brand, you're alone.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's fine, but this is how deep it goes because it's me.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And so I decided to pour it onto a chip to try it while I was watching Hellraiser and I literally had to shut off Hellraiser. I was in hell. It was awful.

BEN KISSEL

You became a cenobite.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

The thing is that I really don't think that Rosemary would have been just fine if Fred had never come into the picture.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No. Of all of the couple of killers I think that she definitely would have killed.

BEN KISSEL

She would have found a way to do it herself.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, I think so.

MARCUS PARKS

I mean even though Fred was 28 and Rosemary was 15 when they met, I think the proof for it is that Rosemary's first murder, it would involve Fred but it would have little if anything to do with his influence as a murderer.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It just helped.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

Now after Fred and Rose started dating, she brought this man 12 years her senior back home to meet her parents.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) Hey come and look.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my god.

MARCUS PARKS

It was awful.

BEN KISSEL

Ugh, weird.

MARCUS PARKS

Fred told them that he was a rich and successful man.

BEN KISSEL

Oh yeah?

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Owing to a number of Scottish investments that could not be checked up on like caravans, ice cream trucks, and even a hotel.

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) Okay, all right Freddy, it's nice to meet you. So tell me, you come here, so you're a millionaire right from another country.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

(British accent) You're a Scottish millionaire which I've never met before. So then every Scottish millionaire, they're always having sex with a mentally disabled 15 year old?

BEN KISSEL

I guess in this case.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah!

MARCUS PARKS

Fred also explained away the scar on his nose from his teenage motorcycle accident-

BEN KISSEL

Oh yes.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. By saying that he'd been chased by a woman in Scotland and had cartoonishly fallen into an open manhole.

BEN KISSEL

Oh that is funny.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It is.

BEN KISSEL

I mean it's extremely dangerous and really painful but it is funny.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It didn't happen.

BEN KISSEL

No I know it didn't but even if it did, it is scary.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, oh yes.

MARCUS PARKS

Well he said that's how she caught up to him and then she sliced open his face with a chain. She beat him with a chain. Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Great. Also, womanhole.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Wow.

MARCUS PARKS

Wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Wow.

BEN KISSEL

Whoa.

MARCUS PARKS

Now not surprisingly Bill and Daisy Letts hated Fred West.

BEN KISSEL

Great.

MARCUS PARKS

And after he began encouraging Rose to engage in sex work in his mobile home while he watched, Bill and Daisy put her into a home for troubled teenagers.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

There they forgot her, never visiting or writing.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They just pushed her out, they were done with her.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They didn't want her there in the first place, they didn't want any of these kids. But it's all out of this kind of-

BEN KISSEL

Well they kept on having them.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I know.

MARCUS PARKS

The person who did write was Fred who was all too eager to continue their relationship when Rose turned 16 and could no longer be kept in a home. Soon after she became pregnant and that was that for Fred and Rose.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh it's like a Billy Joel song.

BEN KISSEL

Kind of. (singing) My life!

MARCUS PARKS

They eventually moved into a building in Gloucester at 25 Midland Road, leasing an apartment from a clueless Polish immigrant named Frank Zygmunt.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

How is he supposed to know?

BEN KISSEL

How was he supposed to know? I don't think we need... He's Polish, he's an immigrant.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes, we know.

BEN KISSEL

We get it. He was trusting.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

The Polish, they are trusting. They're a trusting people.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No they're not.

BEN KISSEL

I know.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

They're actually very, very suspicious.

BEN KISSEL

I know, they're deeply traumatized from all the years of being Polish.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yes.

MARCUS PARKS

There Fred and Rose lived with Fred's child Anna Marie and Rena's child Charmaine who had both been in and out of foster care these last few years because Fred had been in and out of jail for petty offenses.

BEN KISSEL

Right. These kids, I guess they still wouldn't be alive. I don't know but this isn't that long ago.

MARCUS PARKS

No, this is 1970.

BEN KISSEL

So they could be alive.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But they're not.

BEN KISSEL

They're not.

MARCUS PARKS

Well one is.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

One is.

BEN KISSEL

Wow.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And one's probably in hiding.

MARCUS PARKS

No, one's dead.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But no, I mean the other one.

MARCUS PARKS

The other one had quite a few problems.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

What? No!

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, I believe it.

MARCUS PARKS

Had quite a few problems.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

There's no nepotism? It doesn't help? They don't get a true crime podcast?

BEN KISSEL

Not in this case.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Cause that's what they should do, they should start a podcast.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

She's not doing well. I think she's attempted suicide many times.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh yes, very bad. Very bad life.

BEN KISSEL

Okay, interesting.

MARCUS PARKS

In October of 1970 Rose gave birth to her first of 8 children, Heather Ann, which should have been reported because Rose was under 18. But as it was with Fred's children who should have been flagged years before, the overwhelmed post-WWII British system failed as it would again and again in this case. Soon though Fred would return to prison for three months after stealing five tires from the tire shop where he was working.

BEN KISSEL

It's one more than you need.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Honestly, seriously.

BEN KISSEL

Why not just steal four?

MARCUS PARKS

This left the highly volatile 17 year old Rosemary at home to look after three young children by herself.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my gosh.

MARCUS PARKS

Predictably things very quickly turned ugly.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, it's not the Adventures in Babysitting. This is real life.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And also she was the mother, she's not the babysitter, she's the mother but she also was an absolute budding psychopath.

BEN KISSEL

Child. Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

One child who shared the building with Rosemary said that she saw Charmaine standing on a kitchen chair with her hands tied by a leather belt while Rose hit her with a wooden spoon. Other times the kids would show up in emergency rooms with obvious stab wounds that Rose would explain away.

BEN KISSEL

Jesus. Well at some point these doctors should have been like something seems to be wrong in that house. But all right.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Well as far as the condition of the flat went, there was hardly any furniture and the floors were bare save for dirty clothes and a big pile of used diapers.

BEN KISSEL

Oh God.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's like Bela Lugosi's house.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah. It's like The Visit.

MARCUS PARKS

Bela Lugosi's house was fine.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Well at the end of his life.

MARCUS PARKS

He had the little dogs though.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But yeah, it was awful. But then he was all on heroin.

BEN KISSEL

Well he was just probably incontinent.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah but he was on heroin.

BEN KISSEL

Was he?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh very much.

MARCUS PARKS

Oh yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Oh I didn't know that.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, yeah. You've never seen Ed Wood?

BEN KISSEL

Yeah but I didn't know that it was accurate to Bela Lugosi.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Very much so.

MARCUS PARKS

Oh yeah. But at the same time Fred kept a connection to Rose from prison by writing dirty letters. In one he wrote, quote:

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

"To my darling wife, Rose. Darling be at home Tuesday for your table will be coming so be at home all day until they come! It'll be the morning if they do come! Then come see me but don't come til they come, darling."

BEN KISSEL

I'll write a dirty letter, I just spilled some spaghetti sauce.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Funny stuff.

MARCUS PARKS

Now something we often say about killer couples is that their specific mixture was what turned them into murderers. For example neither Karla Homolka nor Paul Bernardo were likely to be murderers had they never met.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I still think Paul Bernardo would have escalated a serial killing.

MARCUS PARKS

It's possible but not definite I would say of Paul Bernardo.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Sure.

BEN KISSEL

At the very least he's a serial rapist. For sure.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah. It's not like he's playing handball.

BEN KISSEL

No.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Without a doubt, serial rapist.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

But on the other side we know that Caril Ann Fugate would have never even come close to a murder had it not been for Charles Starkweather.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

MARCUS PARKS

But what made Fred and Rose West so nefarious is that both committed murder without the influence of the other and both would have been murderers no matter what. Case in point, Rosemary committed her first murder while Fred was in prison. And to make matters worse the murder was that of a child.

BEN KISSEL

Jeez.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

This is why the case is specifically, maybe it's bad to say interesting but it is that.

BEN KISSEL

It is interesting.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah because truly very rarely do you see the female of the couple in these types of scenarios be an aggressor as well.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I mean that's why people joke about OJ and Casey Anthony finding love in Florida together because it seems like they could complete a circle.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Well I mean Karla Homolka was the aggressor.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Real bad.

MARCUS PARKS

She was very much the aggressor.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, yeah.

MARCUS PARKS

But Rose West began as the aggressor. She was coming into it as the aggressor.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Coming out.

BEN KISSEL

Okay.

MARCUS PARKS

The day after Rosemary visited Fred in prison with Anna Marie and Charmaine in tow, Rosemary either stabbed or beat Charmaine to death.

BEN KISSEL

Jesus.

MARCUS PARKS

And she put the corpse in her building's cellar amongst the coal until Fred was released from prison. Upon that release, Rose told Fred that she'd killed Charmaine and Fred most likely told Rose about the murders that he'd committed, or at the very least he told her about one of the murders.

BEN KISSEL

So funny that you said that. That's so weird. I've actually been meaning to tell you something too.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's really wild.

BEN KISSEL

Oh my god.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Cause that's the thing is he kinda came home and she was like, (British accent) 'I know you came just back from prison and all that but I've made a bit of a mess in the cellar.' And then they go down there and he looks at it and he's like, (British accent) 'Dammit Rose. Well welcome to the family.' He's just so excited, they immediately were like oh my god, it was like a meet-cute. They both were into it.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, just like somebody being like, 'Honey, I just have something to tell you. So I have a little bit of a bondage fetish.' And the guy just pulls out a mask. What?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I got a cork up my ass right now!

BEN KISSEL

Wow! This is much different than that.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah, I mean with that they had a shared secret.

BEN KISSEL

Oh gosh.

MARCUS PARKS

It bonded them together in a matrimony of evil that would last another 15 years.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Cool.

BEN KISSEL

A shared secret can also just be like, I don't know, something a lot more fun than that. Like you like pineapple on your pizza.

MARCUS PARKS

Love pineapple on my pizza. And so does my wife.

BEN KISSEL

Exactly.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Shared secret.

BEN KISSEL

Shared secrets.

MARCUS PARKS

Now almost nonchalantly, Fred buried Charmaine in the yard near the back door then concealed the remains further by later putting the foundation of an extension to the building on top of the grave. But even though Fred didn't completely dismember the body as he did all the others, he still took the fingers, toes, kneecaps, and parts of the wrists and ankles for his private collection, which to this day has never been found. And what's interesting about that is that yeah, we say they're trophies but he didn't kill that one.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah, I think that it also just could be habitual.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's just a thing he started doing.

MARCUS PARKS

He might just like it.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He might just like it.

BEN KISSEL

I mean what if they literally were turned into other things and they're just out in someone's living room right now?

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's very possible.

MARCUS PARKS

Now after the murder, Rose briefly left Fred and came back just in time for the return of Fred's actual wife Rena, who was coming back to Gloucester to see if she could finally take permanent hold of her two children. Now Rena immediately discovered that Charmaine was nowhere to be found and after a panic Fred agreed to take Rena to see her child.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Think about the euphemism of that.

BEN KISSEL

Whoa.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Of being like, (British accent) 'Oh you want to see Charmaine? I'll show you Charmaine. We'll go visit Charmaine right now.'

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

Uh oh, that's not good.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah. Instead Fred killed her in his car by inserting a length of chromium tubing down her throat.

BEN KISSEL

Oh god.

MARCUS PARKS

After killing her, Fred took the corpse back to 25 Midland Road and this is his wife, not only his wife but the mother of his child.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

MARCUS PARKS

Dismembered the body, removing the legs at the hip and keeping the left kneecap along with 35 finger and toe bones. The remains were then stuffed in bags and buried at Fingerpost Field near the burial site of Anne McFall.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Because that was where he grew up. I was reading about this too and the reason why he'd go there is because again the simple country life, that's where no one was.

BEN KISSEL

It's idyllic.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

He'd go out there, no one knew it. And because he was from there he literally rolled in the muck of those hills, he just went back to the same places that he went to as a child.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And they talked about this, even in his way he'd talk about it, it was like he'd go be visiting the memories of his parents as he's digging a grave to put these people in. Just being like, (British accent)' You know there's just no place like home.'

BEN KISSEL

No, there really isn't.

MARCUS PARKS

And just as it was with Anne McFall, nobody reported the disappearance of Rena Costello and suspicion wouldn't fall on Fred West for another 13 years.

BEN KISSEL

All right.

MARCUS PARKS

Likewise because Rena was dead, nobody missed Charmaine and that murder went uninvestigated as well. But just a few months after Rose turned 18, she married Fred West and just a few months after that, Fred and Rose moved into 25 Cromwell Street, the so-called House of Horrors that would play host to some of the worst known murders in British history. And that's where we'll pick back up for the conclusion of the tale of Fred and Rose West. I'll go ahead and say right now that it's going to be gold star territory from beginning to end.

BEN KISSEL

That's disgusting.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I would say next week get yourself a poncho because these episodes are going to only get worse.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

We're only doing one more but it only gets worse.

BEN KISSEL

Right.

MARCUS PARKS

And this has been pretty fucking awful.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's been really awful so far.

MARCUS PARKS

It's been one of the worst we've done in a long time.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But the next one is kind of old school in a way.

MARCUS PARKS

Oh yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

That's why next week though, all of the new information to come out which is about Rose West and Myra Henley's lesbian relationship in jail is fascinating as well. So I can't wait.

BEN KISSEL

Fascinating.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Fascinating.

BEN KISSEL

Fascinating. All right everyone, well thank you so much for listening. And we are excited to see you in Europe very, very soon.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Oh we are coming to Europe.

BEN KISSEL

Yes.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And you are going to see the sights we will show you.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

BEN KISSEL

I mean they're gonna show us.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

But also if you are interested in a VIP ticket to any one of those UK shows, you can buy it separately from your ticket.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

If you do want to come and stay for a Q&A afterwards, you can tag that on there, buy it, show up.

BEN KISSEL

It's a little convoluted the way the website works. So you got to go to like three different pages but it does exist, it is there. Just have your fingers do the walking.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Yeah. Go show up because it's an hour more show, we have fun.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

And you get to hear straight from the horse's mouth.

BEN KISSEL

Yeah, you can ask us questions and stuff.

MARCUS PARKS

And you get a signed poster and a lanyard!

BEN KISSEL

Whoa!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It's a lanyard!

BEN KISSEL

Cool. All right everyone, thanks so much for supporting all the shows here on the network. Anything else? I think that's basically it.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

No man. I want to say thank you to everybody who came out to see the Beacon show that we have just performed.

MARCUS PARKS

Yes.

BEN KISSEL

Yes, it was fantastic.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

It was very fun. I can't wait.

BEN KISSEL

Henry, you're new butthole bit is just superb.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I tell you what, once the doctors assemble it all back together, I will be able to do it again reliably.

BEN KISSEL

All right everyone, hail yourselves!

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Hail Satan!

MARCUS PARKS

Hail Gein.

BEN KISSEL

Megustalations.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

I wanna remind everybody that satanism says to not do anything towards children.

BEN KISSEL

Absolutely.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

So these guys are not remotely satanic.

BEN KISSEL

No.

MARCUS PARKS

No.

BEN KISSEL

I don't think anyone said that they were. They're British.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

You just see how many times people call them devils and stuff.

MARCUS PARKS

Yeah.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

A lot of times devils are just kind of misunderstood, lumpy, well-meaning demons that are stuck in kind of what's almost like a corporate substructure.

BEN KISSEL

That's Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell which you're still plugging. Fantastic. Talk to you all soon.

HENRY ZEBROWSKI

Bye!